Sunday, December 14, 2008

Andy's Android










Well, here I am three weeks in to owning the new G1, and while tech blogging is something that I haven't really done in the past, since I have fallen in love with the phone (and as we will see later, really the software stack) I feel obliged to do a bit of proselytizing. First, because I have your best interests at heart (audible guffaw ensues) and second, because this may be a stock entry in all .blogger accounts, you wouldn't know would you? (You probably need to know Google owns this blogging client to get that joke).


As will be dealt with later it is a common misconception about the device itself, and perhaps amongst the coveted (my) demographic where it is most pervasive, that is the most confusing to the tech neophyte amongst us. So, assuming you still exist (how is North Dakota?) this starter-graph is for you. ANDROID and the G1 ARE DIFFERENT ENTITIES FOR MANY REASONS.

*Recover*

A (probably unnecessary) primer/exercise of egotism:
-Android is Google's open source, free SDK, mobile (for now) operating system that has been on everyone's mind since late in 2007. (See the timeline here.) This Operating System (OS) is the core, and basis for the G1 and all future "Gphones."
-The G1 is a phone devo-ed by HTC in coordination for Android's release as the vehicle to run the OS that Google has developed.

....Essentially, the "Gphone," as has been bandied about, is a bit of a misnomer. While the phone was done in coordination with Google, essentially it was made to harness the power of the 1.0 release of Android. The buzz around the "Gphone," is a manifestation (perhaps an outgrowth) of the current fanboy status of the Iphone in my opinion(In the effort of full disclose I am of these boys). Discussed mainly as a competitor to the Iphone, the market (and us) got extremely caught up in anticipating THE HARDWARE (ie the phone) that was to give us Android. We were told more about the Gphone than Android. This was a natural reaction, chiefly because we have bought phones for the phone sake, not the software's sake unto this point (Save for, arguably, the Iphone & Blackberry, hence the popularity therein).

Thus, by holding the G1 in your hand you hold a phone holding the true fruits of Google's labor (Android) and, for the following reasons, that is a beautiful thing.


1.) Why Android is such an interesting proposition, as I see it.

Remarkably, there seems to be those amongst you that seem to be indifferent to my various rantings and rambles and while I do advocate hurting them thinking freely, if you do find yourself in this slender (I assure you) segment of the world's population RETREAT! The following are very Author-centric thoughts.

Android is incredibly intriguing for several reasons and some of them are why you may not be all that excited about Android out of the box, but should be thrilled by the fact that it is out in the wild/in your hands.
A.) Android is completely open source. While at first the code source was not available, now it is. Android is completely open for devo and FOR FREE (there, I said it twice). This is exciting in strong opposition to the Draconian regulation of the Apple App store that has led to articles like this, truly sad indeed. Android, and by extension, the HTC Dream do not distinguish between core and third party applications. What does this mean for you? Well, if you don't like the functionality of User Interface (UI) of how your phone dials out, download something else and use that. Don't like how you send texts? Download something. Surely, you see the trend but this is just the start. True, traditionally that is exciting, but what, perhaps, is the most exciting is what is not yet thought of for the phone (deep I know). No phone/OS has allowed Developers, for free mind you, to simply re-write the entire phone using all of it's power. For lack of a better example, App's could exist that simply turn the G1 into a television...there really is no limit. Score one for the Gilmore Girls.

B.) This means that the phone that you took out of the box, while final and complete, is really a product in beta. As I will admit below, some of the native app's and process are not blindingly fun or powerful, however it was released this way on purpose. THEY CAN ALL BE REBUILT. Google, unlike Apple, understands that long-term growth and sustainability come from ingratiating yourself to the big players...i.e. big business and software and hardware designers:
a.) The Iphone is a wonderful product in the proud tradition of all recent Apple products. Complete seamless and intuitive UI with hardware second to none. That is why I am currently typing on a mac. However, by marketing to end-consumers with sexy high-end products, while extremely profitable right now and being the OVERALL business goal, of course, this does leave Apple open to the most simple of product ethos. They (the consumers) will eventually buy something else. Of course, I concede that Apple could easily and foreseeability continue to make products this wonderful and to innovate. I know they are hyper-aware of this principal, but their hands are tied in some respects. Their handsets are fun to use, wonderful but while still being adopted by business' at an astounding rate, they are not yet integral.
b.) How do you get integral? Just ask Microsoft. How do you think they have been able to hang (dominate) around so long despite everyone hating them with reckless abandon? Its simple, they are rooted in. They are Wall Street (notably not Detroit) they cannot fail, they must be used because they are so inherent to the computing environment. I believe Google knows this/is taking that route with Android. Of course it is fun to use, etc. but the real appeal,right now, is for developers. A free SDK and OS backed by Google. This is exciting for free (and in the future once the Android Market becomes proprietary) a person/company can rise to star status with no shackles on computing resources.
c.) This is also appealing to the hardware designers depending on the BIG IF. That if is, and the entire success turns on this, the software must develop critical mass of use. To demand apps and functionality there must be users, but if it gets there (and this is why it may have been a misstep for them to leave end users so aggressively wanting more on the initial release) the appeal to manufacturers is large. Developing phones in the past has meant software devo issues. No longer, make a phone, flavor Android to you liking (which in this postulate has millions of believers) and you have a product.....this is an invaluable. This gaining of ground and staying power seems to be enhanced by Google's reputation and financials.
d.) A minor point (but not in the long term sustainability of the OS) is the adoption by business. RIM capitalized on being a professional grade smartphone that syncs well and is functional. Conceivably, why not Android? You your IT department can flavor Android to build around your business processes, etc. This is exciting, right Accounts Payable?


2.) Next,a scatter-shot review of the HTC Dream, G1 with Google.

It is a fun gadget to use and the layers of functionality keep pouring themselves out as I use the phone. It seems to grow in intuitiveness with every use. Essentially, as you would anticipate, the real strength of the phone is in the power of Google. Their strong presence in the Cloud is unmatched and perhaps insurmountable (sorry Mobile Me).

THE SOFTWARE, et. al.
Set-up was a, pardon the pun, dream. You simply sign in with your Google account (if you don't have one, set-up is slightly longer as it is compulsory + you want to if you own the phone) and configuration takes about 30 seconds. The phone comes pre-loaded with Gmail, Google Maps, Google Docs, Google Contacts, etc. If you are already using these, lucky you. If you weren't, like me, good luck making the switch. The migration assistant/process from anything (notably Exchange) to Gmail and the subsequent contacts is pretty horrible, but do-able. There are several FAQ's and tutorials over at www.talkandriod.com and www.likehacker.com which are two of my favorite sites.
The push from the web to your phone is what is simply stunning and will get you to swear your allegiance. Often I receive Gmail's on my phone seconds before my comp and when you read them or reply to them in either location it is reflected on the other. Perfectly synced.
An Additional cool-ity. If you are calling someone whom you have emailed, and their contact info on Gmail lists their phone number, the G1 imports all of the information INCLUDING their Gchat photo when you are calling, pretty neat.

FEATURES:
Standard with a 1(one)gig MicroSD card (upgradable to 16) the slot is located on the "chin," of the phone. There is a trackball in concert with 4 other buttons bringing the total count to, a slimmer than the number would indicate, five. The phone is nothing if it is not "usable," from all angles. It has touch-screen, trackball, and many more ways to navigate. This may seem cluttered but I find it pretty easy to navigate and almost over-ergonomic.
QWERTY key board is full and hard and the slide out function is sturdy with the keys a bit soft and perhaps too flush with the homeboard.
Camera is 3 MP and functions mainly in landscape mode which compels you to hold the phone like a real camera by virtue of the button location. This is a nicety. Given the right light it takes some decent photos like:

(..ain't she beautiful?)

There is no soft-key keyboard yet but several apps have one for certain functions and it is really only a matter of time until it comes around, until then, it is not missed by this user. I preferred the G1 over the Iphone, initially anyway, because of hard keyboard.
The device's 3g network is spotty as of yet, I am assured (like I would be) that it is being upgraded as we speak. Which may be T-com speak for "up-yours," (which is what T-Mobile translates to from the German) but a guy can hope.
The touch screen itself is REMARKABLY crisp and responsive. A "long-press," is the equivalent of a right click and thus there IS (drum roll ) copy and past functionality.




Overall I find the phone to be user-friendly, exciting and intuitive. I think you'll find it this way also, but the real value is in the future. I understand sitting on the sidelines for now. Unless you want to Google Talk with me, which I assure you, is not pleasant.

-AJS

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Heartless!!!


Heartless from kwest on Vimeo.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Ants in pants (hard drives).

Combo Apple bug Web 2.0 and Google App Engine, yes please.


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Quoting "Open Rader,"


Open Radar: using social networking to squash Apple bugs

By Erica Sadun | Published: November 16, 2008 - 05:16PM CT

It's always great when you see developers take matters into their own hands and turn ideas into something new and real. This weekend, developer Dave Dribin tweeted that he'd love to see a public rdar database. Rdar, better known as Radar, is Apple's internal bug reporting and tracking system. A big problem with Radar is that it is not publicly searchable or open in any other way. This frustrates developers who want to know if Apple is working on a particular bug and see what the status of those bugs might be.

After tweeting back and forth, Tim Burks decided to build an Open Radar database. He set to work creating a Google App Engine site that allows developers to submit copies of their Radar bug reports and search through Radar reports from other devs.

Open Radar (github source) is not a replacement for bugreport.apple.com. It is, instead, a developer community intended to supplement your rdar filings. You cannot post any confidential information or bug reports regarding prerelease software but you can keep other developers up-to-date on your nonconfidential enhancements and fix requests. The site basically offers three functions at this time: you can submit a Radar bug, you can see a list of Radars you have submitted, and you can browse through the Radars others have added.

The site already hosts dozens of open and duplicate bugs and is growing rapidly. Jonathan 'Wolf' Rentzsch is working on a Radar scraper that automatically uploads reports to OpenRadar. The open-source code can be found at his SVN repo.

Open Radar also offers a JSON-based API for anyone who wants to integrate searches into web pages. That interface is still under development and is due to break at 1,000 radars, although one surmises it will be fixed before hitting that number.

So why is Radar so secure to begin with? Apple cannot discuss upcoming or unannounced features and bug and enhancement handling; often the way Apple responds to Radar requests is tightly linked to this knowledge. Opening Radar internally might give away too many hints.

The developers of Open Radar hope that their system will increase rather than decrease the number of duplicate bug requests. For important bugs, massively duplicated Radar reports get noticed. Apple treats duplicates like a voting system; i.e. the Digg system of bugg fixx requests. Becoming aware of ongoing bugs allows developers to help vote up problems they think are critically important. In this, Open Radar hopes to utilize its social network aspect to promote change at Apple.

Open Radar is geared toward both the iPhone and desktop Cocoa communities, and members of both groups are encouraged to join. If you'd like to contribute to the project or just request new features, stop by the Open Radar Wiki at github. Even though the project was just put together in the last 24 hours, it's already gaining momentum, members, and interest. You can follow a good deal of the ongoing discussion by tweetscanning Open Radar on Twitter.



http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081116-open-radar-using-social-networking-to-squash-apple-bugs.html, Accessed Nov. 17, 2008 @ 8:30 pm. File in house with author.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Just for Mac's (ATTN: everyone from 1923: I mean Computers not men).





Above is a screen shot to the new Browser App for Mac, Cruz.

Although not getting paid, clearly by the level of writing herein, I highly recommend the new hottness. There are some drawbacks, as with any beta release of something open source (re: releasing skeleton and having users build it up, etc.) but the coolest features are built right in and are highly usable.

First, as located in the right screen tilt, is the BrowsaBrowsa plug in. Fully user-oriented these task pains auto-refresh. "Why is this any better than tabs?"
...Good question, because Cruz has a tabs feature built in this really is an enhancement, or icing on cake. The full goodies aren't really harvested less you twitter or ebay frequently (re: something that needs constant monitoring and refreshing) however another more ubiquitous use is that of monitoring RSS feeds plus the GUI is nice. Further though, it is clearly the first stretching of legs that will become more and more viable.

In the lower screen is the money shot, the CSS compressor. For a discussion of CSS one might look here. A great tool and truly navigable (also very slick looking) this makes migration around cumbersome, content heavy sites...like CNN's blog pages or something, much more manageable and friendly. This way, no one has to miss a single word Wold Blitzer every commits to the 'net, and you thought you wouldn't live to see the day.

True, as it sits now the beta has flaws. Mainly they lie, as I see them, in the bookmarking functionality...which is limited (mesozoic) at best, but being open source and only in V 0.1, we're still looking pretty good.

Currently, it is a fun secondary browser (if for no other reasons than, as mentioned above, you cannot import your bookmarks from your primary browser...which is a real drag) that is nice to have when you're cruising content, bidding or coding. It looks to be a framework upon which something truly impressive could one day sit (me).

-AJS

Thursday, October 30, 2008

DO NOT WATCH.

A little something dug up from the "Leave Britney alone annals."


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Thought I might drop some things off from my beat lab; truly an amateur foray but fun for me so back off.






















Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

A downdate, an empty plate, an aggregate



Hello,


It was difficult for me to get up this morning as it seems recently, with the advent of holidays celebrated (by other people) and weekend's spent OOT (out of town) I had, to some degree, grown unaccustomed to my own lifestyle. Plus no one ever really gets used to drinking Henny out 'da bottle.

Certainly an oddity, despite its frequency in my life, it feels good none-the-less to settle back in have a sandwich and watch Grease watch football. Though today drudged on, books read, things highlighted, lessons learned, hair highlighted, I thought I might take a second to make late observations.

I know you probably noticed all of these but I was busy guest blogging for NASA so I didn't really have time:

-John McCain's stylist is adept at making his no hair, look like hair. Ex:


.....if you will note, even he doesn't understand how they do it. I suppose it is 2008.

- "Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency." The proceeding is section 8 from the bailout. When one talks about sneaking some legislation through, under hostile auspices, to get a desired result....this can't be what they are talking about. I understand the need for KOYH(King of Your House) Paulson to be able to act broadly, but this language is nothing if anti-political. I rarely use this blog for any cause, well anything at all but hear me America....do not let this bill run through unchecked. I would want an oversight committee if I handed my mother this much money.

-What the hell happened to this; Dr. David Thorpe's masterpiece? Let's all raise a glass to him.


Qapla'

Drewbot 4000.


*Sorry no editing.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tite jeans & Tight genes.






ATTN: All Hipsters
Re: John McCain is Harlem World....

...This is a fairly rough sketch of what is rolling around Johnny Mac's daughter's Ipod. This is interesting for several reasons. One, she claims to put this on (your not going to believe this) JOHN'S IPOD. Which is actually made out of Cold-War era soil from Prussia. Second, you might actually like these songs, BEWARE.

So to all you hipsters. Remember this is what the establishment is listening to. Probably in addition to laughing at your tax-returns.





Without further ado (I'm always tempted to make ado after saying that, but I'll spare you):


# Song Artist Album
1 A Million Miles From Home Ultraviolet A New Day
2 Beautiful, Dirty, Rich Lady GaGa Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Single
3 Nature of the Experiment Tokyo Police Club A Lesson In Crime
4 Kingdom of Doom The Good, The Bad & The Queen Kingdom of Doom - Single
5 Sad Song Au Revoir Simone The Bird of Music
6 Ain't That Peculiar (With Sly Stone & El DeBarge) George Clinton and His
7 It's Not Over Yet Klaxons Myths of the Near Future
8 Golden Years David Bowie Best of Bowie
9 Brooklyn Mos Def Black On Both Sides
10 That's Not My Name The Ting Tings We Started Nothing
11 Now, Now St. Vincent Marry Me
12 Lions and Tigers Asobi Seksu Citrus
13 My Adidas Run-DMC Ultimate Run-DMC
14 The Comeback Shout Out Louds Howl Howl Gaff Gaff
15 Grounds for Divorce Elbow The Seldom Seen Kid
16 Portland, Oregon Loretta Lynn Van Lear Rose
17 Waking Up In Vegas Katy Perry One of the Boys
18 Buena Morphine Cure for Pain
19 Bad Reputation Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Bad Reputation
20 Wearing and Tearing Led Zeppelin The Complete Led Zeppelin (Remastered)
21 Dinner At Eight In the Suburbs All-Time Quarterback All-Time Quarterback
22 Passin Me By (Hot Chip RMX) [feat. The Pharcyde] The Pharcyde
23 Spoon Cibbo Matteo Stereotype A
24 What Else Is There? Royksopp The Understanding (Limited Edition)

Saturday, September 06, 2008

New Ipod!


In "case," you haven't seen the rumor pic.

Sorry for the post dealy, Google was having difficulty. Which is kind of like Snickers having chocolate problems.


...as a side poll, was that the worst joke this blog has seen yet

Thursday, August 21, 2008

A slam dunk for Web Crunk.



Read how Mark Cuban got it right, for a better pre-read, Check out "Munching on Internet TV vs. TV is the main course."

...Click Here.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Despite the respite....


Here is a website that merits your attention. Despite the muddled reviews and lack of longitudinal studies....perhaps this is your bag of tea.

http://www.kiva.org/

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

FlyPaper

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

LIghting Fires and Fighting Liars




Hello World,


We've spoken previously about the potential for the web to evolve past it's current format. With the innervation of the Web 2.0, I think that we all believed that this was upon us. Social networking, the power of groups, this was the true, harness-able power of the Internet as it looked three years ago (Someone faints)...

How/Where does that stand today? Is web 2.0 upon us or not, or perhaps, will it ever? I think that these are legitimate questions. Let's discuss and dispense with some of the more trivial architectural components resultantly and then perhaps delve deeper down into backbone-user-end type things.

I suppose the first thing that I should note is my definition of trivial architectural net-stuff. I strongly believe that my definition would differ drastically from most Internet users. While back-end server capacity, data break-up storage and throwaway Gig are all important they are not what truly drives the Internet, the user does and always will. This is, what I believe to be, the crux of the Internet conundrum. A recent Chicago Tribune (notably the RedEye) article mentioned, to understandable dismay, what exactly is the popularity of The Facebook (and the like) derived from? The classic questions, why is what is popular, popular?

From his, again understandable, position, it seems facebook is simply a place to post your weekend party pictures and look at people whom you barely know (Which by the way, rules in and of itself). Furthermore, there is a similar befuddlement among the more stodgy of the tech community. While it is common to understand the depth and "hottness," of social networking on the web currently, there is very little understanding of the why's. The development of the web has followed a tried and regrettable formula articulated by Bruce Campbell about movie/casting executives choosing actors (this also applies to internet executives and the internet). It moves in four phases, and I included the internet parrallel beneath each one.

- "Who the hell is Joe Shmoe?"
(net version)-"What the hell is social networking?"

-"Get me Joe Shmoe!"
(net version)-"Get me some of this social networking!"

-"Get me a Joe Shmoe type!"
(net version)-"Get me the next evolution of social networking!"

-"Who the hell is Joe Shmoe?"
(net version)-"What the hell WAS social networking, anyway?"

Therefore, I will, in the following order, do two things for the very first time. I will explain the popularity of Facebook and then I will talk about why Web Developers are sort of going about things backwards and why we will continue to see "Mark Zuckerberg's" (ie Non-Professionals with either extensive tech savy or ability to partner to extensive web tech) back awkwardly and frusratingly into Internet history, and, consequently, the monetary reward therein.

There is, reader, very classic and simple reasons as to Facebook's popularity and they probably need no explanation to you, but here's how I see it:

1.) Leveraged extremely well-Facebook was, let's face it, a Me2 site insomuch as it was predated not only by friendster and MySpace but also a tumult of other Social Sites. While the popularity of these sites was not at the blazing level it is now it did allow Facebook several advantages.
-It could discern best practices from successful AND failed sites, integrating them into their interface.
-The business concept was legitimized by other, larger firms, backed entry whom had galloped past BEP.
-They could start small and niche (pseudo-beta) with a college market....which had several advantages into itself, by virtue of planning or mistake.
-College, at that time, were the first primary internet usage generation to come though University. They were/are first movers and quickly adaptable
-They were looking, at this time in the net, for something TO DO with this beat called the Internet.
-College students are quite well-connected both laterally and vertically. Laterally, they are a highly social psychograph and vertically they have almost unavoidable connections (quickly) to both High School students (down) and the business world (either with lateral internships or vertical jobs-post graduation)
-Also of note is that I am convinced Facebook accidentily backed into this leveraging, but someone will ALWAYS back into this type og leveraging as the internet is constantly shooting ideas, one of them will always find the right timing, by sheer virture of volume and nature of leveraging, this is why we will continue to see (and hate) Mark Zuckerberg's.


2.)As with almost every other classically successful business concept Facebook took a need, in this case a dark need hardly anyone enumerated, cased it in a legitimate packaging and EXECUTED it extremely well.
-Social connectivity is great, but boiled down, people like to look at other people in contrast with them. This is one of the basic principles of social interaction.
-The execution was fast and deliberate Facebook was and remains an extremely flexible company whom receives, by the nature of its business (and the empowerment of the communication bulk given to the user...i.e.Business' culture) reacts quickly to the massive amount of user feedback they receive daily.
-Also notable here is the loyalty of the user, most users are quite content to stay with Facebook and report problems while waiting on their mending as opposed to seeking out other means to socially connect.
-It is a natural oligopoly.....people (for connectivity reasons) need to be where the most other people are to connect with. Law of permutations.


These reasons stand as a combination of business concept and straight user remarks. The latter is what I feel is discounted/ignored strongly by the majority of web entrepreneurs. They know tech, they solve problems with tech. Problem is, that's their problem.

Simply put, I can't tell you how many meetings I've been in when one person or another remarks "Is there ever a rhyme or a reason to what gets and remains popular,"..(obvious paraphrase), and I will say it is, on the surface, quite like that. My web philoshhpy is quite simple and that is content drives technology. This is something that I think the Web 2.0 allows for, but it hasn't delivered. Use means dollars which pushes R&D (duh). There is a virtually unending list of web start ups that put their eggs in proprietary Web 2.0 technology (www.muckster.com..for starters.) That then missed and are gruesomely under-preforming.

Why is that? Simply put, you can't drive the mass with tech. If it's great you may and if it's in concert with the leverages I mentioned above with Facebook you stand a better chance. However, you stand a much better chance building with existing tech and believing in your concept. Users want functionality and ease of use, which rarely is some new, blinding technology. Too often it is a simple thing (making us all scratch our heads) that utilizes/manipulates existing tech in a new way that allows users greater and more powerful usability.


So please, devo-er's. Solve user problems, not architecture's, unless you want to go broke.* Do not attempt to re-invent the wheel. In fact, there are still several largely profitable tire manufacturers as we speak. Ask them their business concept. The web is business. A classic business, made different by execution and stream-lined cost NOT by being a different thing entirely.




*The author of this article is broke.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Robbing Peter to pay everyone.

What follows is a multi-part, largely stream of consciousness story. Let's see where it goes.

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Hey my name is Paul, and it was tough to imagine it and I guess even if I did that I wouldn't have understood, then at least, what exactly it meant. I am half-convinced that everything that happens to someone is a hint at what happens later. Take these:

1.) When I was 11 year old I was Ashley Ruer's birthday party, though I thought nothing of it at the time, when I didn't get a turn on the bouncy castle, I was told that I needed to be more "childlike and aggressive." Man, talk about your good advice.

2.) Usually when I order coffee I'm asked if I want room for cream, however last Sunday, after ordering coffee downtown and not being asked if I wanted room for cream, I asked why the no ask. The answer? "I dunno, you looked like you didn't care."

3.) I have been broken up with three times in my life, the mother of all precursor/hint situations, and every time I told "I should have seen this coming." Does that happen to everyone?

These are just tid-bits, but isn't everything a hint at something else? These/that are the kind of half-cocked thoughts that are just enough to make me seem interesting while knowing, deeply, that I am full of shit. Which makes me great at parties. Still though, I guess I find comfort in it. Typically, I can lose myself in something else (re:parties) long enough to forget it and revel in the shit. Sound gross? It's bearable with the right soundtrack.

About now I'm looking for traction. I can't help it. Avoidable? It ain't. Remember the hints I just mentioned? Life is one big hint that you need to get one and lately mine hasn't been much of one. Does that sound pathetic? I'm really not one much for introspection, but happiness is something I can't help but be into, I think. Emptiness always seems worse when it's discovered by the way, just found that out. You walk up to the grand canyon and you're like "Wow, that's a big hole," and you're okay with that you can walk away. But open up your fridge where you could have sworn there was milk only to find a half-used ketchup? Well let me say, that's not as easily recoverable from. Then my friend, you're a dipshit and you know it to your core.

I'm not in a funk, like I said before, I'm just in a fog. The one where you doubt your talents and likes. Like listen to this, yesterday I was in the Jewel and I saw someone, a man, well-dressed and buying a ten-dollar bottle of wine. Before I even caught myself I assumed this is an everyday practice for him. I envied the routine. I envied the simple satiation. I can drink a million bottles of wine (can/have) and I still never get that. I guess you just have to find what does satisfy you. That guy has. He loves to go home to his recent wife, who came from pseudo-money and introduced him to wine. She pushed him to do better and he actually got the raise he asked for. Life's been better since, he's more full filled and she loves the man in her life more now that she can respect him for asking and succeeding. They have a nice apartment but they use everything. There is no room that people look at. They own leather couches but they're worn down from sitting and dogs jumping up. Nice flatware, but they use it to eat. Even the model boat on the mantle seems to already have seen it's fair share of seas. Man, I would love to build model boats.

After that Jewel trip I went home and did 23 minutes of the 45 minute In-Home Yoga DVD with some mildly attractive women on the cover I bought for 4.95 (over $5 and it would have nixed the deal) at TJ-Maxx last week and decided that I'd rather just not be flexible.

Enter: My job. I work downtown in the loop (hence the coffee purchase) in a job with a moderate amount of responsibility. The people under me like me, for the most part, but really just because I don't care enough to enforce the company standards that would make them like me less but make them more effective. As a department we are mildly productive but I don't think anyone really cares about corporate support structures we consult on. You know how everyone in business is supposed to hate meetings? I think that's bullshit. The reason why there are so many meetings is because everyone loves them. At least it's a break up to the day. In a profession where people actually talk about their mine sweeper scores, anything is better. Meetings at least allow interaction and I try to have them as often as possible. Really to create a false sense of teamwork but also to help everyone feel like they make decisions. Hey, if it helps them to believe that deciding to charge 45.00 dollars an hour consultancy fees to pharmaceuticals versus non-profits will help the company, rock on.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Half-Hearted, half a year, half dressed, half apologetic.


Hey there sports fan,

As these withered, ghastly pale (does anyone get a finger tan?....NOTE: Somewhere someone in 10th grade just claimed to have one after "a night where we only have watch 10 Things I Hate About You) tap the keys once more I am reminded of the man whom drowned in the river attempting to save his reflection. Was it more prudent to let this blog die? Is there an natural life and death that "lived"? Probably, but in blog, as in life, I electrocute dead things in order to re-animate them, Ricky Martin....call me. Plus, in order to have lived, something written probably needed "readers," and showing everything I write to my air conditioning unit, sadly, doesn't count. By that metric, this blog is still fetal.

It feels good to be back, and now older, wiser and with less punch/wit, the first question that would definitely be begged is "Hey, whats the point of writing?"


That's a good question, probably deeper than you knew to begin. I think I am breathing new life into this blog for several reasons:

1.) Haters getting sprayed like afro-sheen.

2.) Getting rid of evidence.

3.) It is difficult to believe i don't have anything relevant to say anymore (which is a wonder considering the overwhelming amount of actual physical evidence that exists to the contrary).

4.)$$


~To quote Wes Anderson "What's wrong with you?"

......."Let me think about that for a while, and I'll tell you next time I see you."


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Winds have shifted lately, and as a result so have the tides (and Calista Flockhart's walking direction; does anyone make fun of her anymore?) To what could one contribute John McCain's ascendancy from the ashes of middle of the road politics to the top of the GOP?I strongly believe that answer was, to a large degree, already out of his hands. Not unlike the seemingly pre-ordained rise of Senator Obama, Mr. McCain was the benefactor of an alignment of the stars rivaling that earlier dude's night in 10th grade watching a movie. With every candidate trying to be the archetype of Republicanism it seemed Mr. McCain was allowed to flourish in what he does best. Namely, the "God Damn it, I'm John McCain," approach, which does have its merit. I have lobbied for years to have that on the fill in your name sticky name tags people wear at events. This approach was actually invented by Denise Crosby. That's a fact.

What were the American (republicans) looking for in a candidate? Well, I think that is largely to be determined, but what could one discern from the primary results? At first glean, a couple of things, Probably chief among them was the discernible split within the party and the dissipation of the "religious right,"as a voice that commanded attention. While a lot of commenter's/people smarter than I, maintain that Huckabee's entire candiacy really rode on the tide of these "election changers," I strongly believe he simply rode the last waves of an engineered force, doomed for marginalization.

Although this country has been considerably more "poshly conservative," since Reagen, I'm sure we can all agree on that sentiment has been abating to a great degree. In fact, I think by many barometers many people are more liberal than they were fifteen years ago. We come down more sensibly on big business (motivated by jaw dropping disparities in executive salaries vs. employee and startlingly unethical behavior, on their part, at the Wall Street level), trickle down econimics are less popular (arguably as the average American has seen very little trickle down) consumer and worker rights and a host of other social issues. Simply put, the conservative setiment in this country has been kept on life support by the prevailing fear of international terrorism. While this is becoming no less of a priority, the American people have had time to let reason return and still protest things like the suspension of Habeas Corpus.

A return to sanity. It's too bad it's also a return to debt. Why were people continually voting against their beliefs and interests so often and so strongly? The answer is simple, excellent politics.

So what does this re-discovery of the American opinion mean to John McCain? In my mind, many positive things. However, in order to ingratiate himself to the party he has gone through a very public castration of many qualities that made him every ones favorite Republican. And you know what they say about castration, even when it's good, it's bad. Four years ago, I really wouldn't have ruled out him bare knuckle bowing someone on stage. Truly. Today, I don't think he could even Charleston.

This leaves John in a similar position as stood John Kerry for years ago. Disambiguating, for the duration for the campaign, sticky issues, legislation and endorsements as to why they are not as they seem.

"Did everything go well in the previous administration?"

"Well, no.."replied McCain.

.....this is his major problem. He clearly has defined himself with the previous administration. In addition to hurdling the issues he has already set up for himself (age, general testiness, being miss-aligned with his base, poor choice in ties) he clearly sits in the middle of a newly emerged electorate looking for something that USED to be John McCain all over......



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Sorry for the cross talk but it's an interesting time in politics and subsequently, the nation. This must be how Kelsey Grammer feels, now that he has a new show. Surefire.

Well that all for now, thanks for stopping back in. Tomorrow, there should be something new up.*



-A.J.S.




*(Note: Even the absence of something new, would be something new)