All,
Hey there, I know, I know. I am sure you missed me, in fact I'm a little too sure. I wish you would stop sending the naked photos.
Anyway, sitting squarely in the Midwest for the first time in a long time is, surprisingly, a refreshing place to be in. Little did I know that I might actually (grab you bible's) miss America. That's right Ms. America. It's good overseas but to be short, they're different, you have to pay for ketchup and Clint Eastwood doesn't sound right dubbed into German or Flemish. Although, strangely, Al Roker sounds much better in Italian...couldn't figure it out save I guess it's because he used to be fat. That's really all I could come up with.
Quick question...have you ever been ready to make a move, a major move, and not had exactly where you're going to live worked out? I know this sounds (b)anal, but beleive me....it is quite nerve racking, but that's it. That is all the complaining I'm going to do about that. For now. On that topic.
On another completely unrelated note (sorry for the scramble of the post) is there any better total body cool down that a slushy? Truly slushies are to body temperatures what Bea Arthur is to erections. The temperature in my home town at the moment is approximately 8098923849025 degrees peeling your bodily fluids from your body with a frank force that generally is reserved for doctors and plungers. However, once consumed a slush can really help. There it is. No joke. Andrew's completely selfless tip # 1 (Tips 1-234993249 were self-aggrandizing) When your hot, try a slushy. Grape for most effect. Bubblegum if your a tasteless weenie.
To the point of relief it is nice enough to be back posting and I have decided that I am going to try to more completely update. As I have mentioned before, only someone with my work ethic could think that they need a break from something as trivial as a blog, but I did and it was hard for me so back off!...which I couldn't find on youtube so instead you get this Billy Madison clip, and you'll be glad for it if you know what's good for you.
Just as a closing note it looks like the stock market is going to crash and kill everyone in a grizzly gruesome death with limbs everywhere, lots of blood and someone screaming "Won't someone think of the children?" SOO stock up on weapons now....I suggest booby trapping the front door.
Hugs and Kisses,
A.J.S.
PS- I bet you were wishing I settled on one way to spell Slusheigh. Well I didn't.
