Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Heat, Heat, HOT


It is without fear or regret that I readily admit being hot sucks the proverbial egg. Wow, sweating all the time is for the birds. That being said there are some up-sides and they are as follows:

1.) You get to look more like Nick Nolte.

2.) Pools are more refreshing.

3.) You always might have just exercised.

4.) You can always one up someone not from the south in the unpleasant category. For instance: "My mom Died last night, I had to pry the will from her cold dead fingers so I could manage to re-allocate her meager funds to raise her several young kids who need braces."

"....It's 99 degrees with 110 percent humidity"

"Really? 110 percent? How does that even work?"

"I don't know really, but wow, is it uncomfortable."

"Man, I feel bad for you."


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In other news I heard today there might be a Men in Black 3. Egger, get an agent.


Cheers,

A.J.S.

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