Pants at a Pants Free Event

Often times I'm tempted to give these blogs a title BEFORE i write whatever it is that I write about, in fact I think I might do that right now.....there, now THAT title is sufficiently ambiguous.

---"Andrew, why no one can write a decent post right after working out, are you INSANE?"

True doubter, true it may be impossible for lesser men, but I dare to dream. I live my life counter to e-trends. Why just the other day I went you youtube and looked at something other than a teenager lip syncing to Dido. Although, I don't think I'll be searching for middle aged man lip syncing again, it seems that lacks a necessary modifier to get what your looking for.

I'm sure its been great out there in you world, but rest assured that over here, its always one point better than you and you had better get used to dealing with it. I kid, I kid, but if the good weather outside is any indicator you had better pickup a new hobby that you REALLY enjoy.
Because I am truly in a rock solid, unflappable joy and to keep up your going to need something new. It is my sincere belief that you cannot understand exactly how great it is to be indoors until the option of going outside is actually frightening (and you don't count Alabama).

Today marks the first day in a long time that I wore shorts and although probably incredibly boring to you (LIKE THIS BLOG!) It was no small victory for me. In fact I can't help but say, as I traveled the streets, I knew what was on peoples minds as I passed them. I mean usually I have a fairly good shot at what they're thinking "man, is that a roll of quarters?" but this time I knew. The thought was a constant " I don't think it's quite warm enough man, get some sense." Well you know what pedestrian that I have a incredibly low probability of telling this to in real life?

Get Bent.

I'm loving my legs and, save for the blinding light that must reflect of my alabaster flesh, I don't think its causing you any harm. So let the calves begin.

Also, for anyone reading this with a conscious (re: no one), in Athens, Ohio : Ohio University we are hosting a 5k run/walk to benefit the Invisible Children Inc. A non-profit dedicated to education and relief in Uganda. For more info check out invisiblechildren.com or leave me a comment and I'll get back to you. Don't all rush to your wallets at once.

Cheers,
A.J.S.